overweight primate

my name is john. i'm a student at a boarding school and started writing to work out some boredom. i'm going to publish some of my things here, and maybe you'll enjoy them. also, know that this website is always under construction, so don't be shocked if it's jank for an hour. this site cost me $11 in total: $6 for a year of the domain, and $5 for the site hosting from neocities, which i highly recommend for any web hosting newbs like me!